Sharing Peanuts

A dear friend shared this with me in an email. I thought is was funny and everyone could use a laugh so I am passing it along.

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?
We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them, then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

Moral: Be careful what you eat, no matter who offers it to you.

I hope this makes you smile. It did me.

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The ingredients:



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• salt & pepper
  

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the Living Bible:

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This was literally his wardrobe for his entire four years of college.

He is brilliant. Kind of profound and very bright. He became a Christian while attending college.

Across the street from the campus is a well-dressed, very conservative church. They want to develop a ministry to the students but are not sure how to go about it.

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''Be careful how you live. You may be the only Bible some people will ever read!"

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