My cousin sent me an email "7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children". I loved it, but it is kinda long, so I will be sharing it with you over the next few days.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
4 comments:
That one made me smile.
Hahahahaha! :)
LOL!
That is so funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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