A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?
We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them, then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
Moral: Be careful what you eat, no matter who offers it to you.
I hope this makes you smile. It did me.
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too cute! ha ha
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Many restaurants are offering special deals and coupons to help customers out in hard times.
In February, Denny’s gave away two million Grand Slam breakfasts. Tomorrow, April 8, from 6am -2pm, Denny’s will have the "Pass Along Grand Slam Kindness" promotion. You get a free Grand Slamwich with the purchase of a Grand Slam. It’s basically 2 meals for the price of one.
The Grand Slamwich, normally $4.99, is a grilled potato bread sandwich with scrambled eggs, seasoned sausage, bacon, shaved ham, American cheese grilled, mayonnaise, and a maple spiced spread. It includes a side of hash browns.
Now, TGI Fridays is offering deals and promotions in April as well.
Members of the Give Me More Stripes club, can get an appetizer for a penny with the purchase of any beverage in the bar and a buy one entrée, get the second for a $1.
Even if you are not a member of the Give Me More Stripes club, you can still take advantage of other coupon deals and promotions. These deals include buy one get on free Jack Daniels entrees, and buy one lunch get one free.
Ewww! That was really cute, but gave me the willys. :)
It didn't make me smile, it made me laugh. Which I needed to do!! I love your blog, thanks for visiting mine!
I actually laughed out loud at that one. Very cute :)
Very funny! Sounds like my life recently!
Hilarious.
Mike
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Twitter: AboutParenting
Now that made me laugh! Great one.
LOL That is a good one! :)
I can't believe I have to wait until my birthday to see New Moon, what a bummer! At least that gives me time to read the books I suppose :) I love your countdown though.
Thanks for sharing...that sure was funny!
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